Claire Tadokoro

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Barissimo's Seasonal Blend Pumpkin Spice Ground Coffee

October 03, 2020

Aldi definitely doesn't disappoint the pumpkin lover when it comes to their seasonal finds. Barissimo's limited edition Pumpkin Spice Ground Coffee is back on the shelves for the near future.

Stuff I Carry in the Gaps Between My Boobs and My Ill-Fitting Bras

February 27, 2020

Five packs of fun-size Skittles in the right gap and four in the left gap. (Illustrated by Sarah Kempa)

GoFundMe Story Written By An Influencer Who Totally Hates To Accept ANYTHING From ANYONE

July 11, 2019

I need your support to raise $1.2M in order to move out of my current toxic living situation into a one-bedroom apartment in SoHo.

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"Just Send Me a Nudge": An Eternal Saga

'Til Death Do I Nudge

(Written with the much more funny Kate Herzlin)

What’s Coming to Netflix This Week: Carelessly Loose Spin-Offs Edition

So many fun characters, so many generous liberties taken with your nostalgia and escapist tendencies! 

Barissimo’s Seasonal Blend Pumpkin Spice Ground Coffee

While this is a smooth fall blend, it may disappoint pumpkin spice aficionados who frequent Starbucks’ drive through lanes on a regular basis. 

Stuff I Carry in the Gaps Between My Boobs and My Ill-Fitting Bras

Five packs of fun-size Skittles in the right gap and four in the left gap.

 

About Claire

Claire Tadokoro is a writer from Kansas City currently living in New York (remotely?). She works as an Associate Producer at Simon & Schuster and is basically paid to read books according to her grandfather.

She has written for The Belladonna Comedy, Weekly HumoristPoints in Case, RobotButt, and Little Old Lady Comedy

 

Claire studied satirical writing through The Second City.

 

She is the least attractive of her siblings and doesn't even care.

 

@ClaireTadokoro 

 

 

 

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